I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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