**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's rum buckets o'clock
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You don't make any sense
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