Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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