if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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