sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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