Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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