I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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