Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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