Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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