if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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