I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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