Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
