Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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