Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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