Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
