i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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