You don't have asthma, your pregnant
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
