Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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