i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Randomize
