Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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