did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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