Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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