I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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