You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
My balls are so social today.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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