Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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