Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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