I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
my poor anus
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