Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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