There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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