let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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