why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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