Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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