Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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