Nicole vs. Life
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
