I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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