There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You pole danced in your parka.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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