How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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