I don't think brook has ever known best
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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