I hate all girls vehemently.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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