I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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