Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Dicks are not precious.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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