your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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