There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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