i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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