White coat. Heels.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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