i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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