I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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