i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
