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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  She does have a great personality.

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  Yeah, in her vagina.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

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  Who is this?!????

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  That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.

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  She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

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