i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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